Every guy, on this planet wanted to understand a 'female' at one point or the other in his life. For me , personally it was the girl I first fell in LOve with.
So as every guy knows, girls are pretty and confusing. They are confused , irrational and at times irritating. Sometimes a girl is so confused that the guy is left stranded. I wanted to find out if she ever loved me. one day i felt she had feelings for me and on the next day i thought she was unaware of the fact that i even existed.
ALL THE GIRLS READING THIS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NOT UNDERMINING YOU. I'M JUST HAVING SOME FUN :P.
In general girls are lovely creatures if you take out their bitchy attitude. Sometimes you feel you know them just after a month and after a year they still seem to surprise you. God knows , without girls life would've been shit. They just make your life so color full and exciting.What most movies teach us is that girls wanna talk about their feelings all the time. Sometimes thats good but after some time it gets so shity.
Wise men then said " BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP ". Wise men now say " NOBODY FALLS IN LOVE WITH PERSONALITY AT FIRST SIGHT". I have waited for a girl so she could get ready< ie put on lots of make up>. They put on a ton of make up.. Damn thats a turn-off They don't realize too much make up sucks. If a guy digs you , he wouldn't care about your make-up. Girls feel that make-up exaggerates their beauty. They keep forgetting everybody is beautiful in their own way.
There are some girls who let themselves loose and are real fun < YOU GIRLS DESERVE A HI5 > and others who are real uptight and do things thinking what will society or their parents think , say and stuff like that. You don't get what i mean??? Well here's a case. There is a guy and a girl <<as always>>. So naturally the guy likes the girl. the girl likes him too. The guy musters up enough courage and tells the girl how he feels about her and her reply was " 'WE' will never happen". The guy was left dejected thinking she doesn't like him . But the real reason was that the guy was a hindu and the girl a christian. She was ashamed about what the society would think (TRUE STORY).
Moving on. there are types of girls who would make your day a living hell if she had a bad day. These are the kind of girls one must steer clear of. They are selfish and insecure. They do anything to get what they want and cos they are insecure they would never stop wanting things. So in short , boy your screwed.
Something very weird about the way they think is that , they want equal rights (I'm in no way against this). But what actually happens is that they want equality alright, but for the good things. Like if in schools they get in trouble , they expect to be punished not so roughly (unlike boys). At that time they throw equality through the window....
There is a song by THE BEATLES, Norwegian wood. The opening line of the song is " I ONCE HAD A GIRL OR SHE ONCE HAD ME". People from Kerala ,India are familiar with the dialogue " LOGATHINTE SPANTHANAM KANANAKIL AAN" It is malayalam for 'the world revolves around maths'. I'd like to disagree. I believe the world revolves around women. The world (most of it) is made up of guys trying to impress girls in one way or the another. Sometimes it feels that the women are running the show around here.But what us guys fail to realize is that they are mostly like us. Its not that hard understanding them. Anybody can understand them if they try.... BUT ITS JUST BLOODY DIFFICULT.
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